Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

Expect an afterlife, prepare for festivity

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium