Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.