If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

The fragilities of humans can be great

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are not insane

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture