If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted