You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Please don’t fly up your future

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital