Let’s make stock photos normal

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

If we all work together we can make fellow citizens confused

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Make every bathroom break blissful

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Can we make demagoguery cool amongst young people?

Don’t make too many promises. Live.