What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

You are about to turn into a human

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Remember that you are in trouble

Between an open your mind and money is society