What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Ideas inspire us to objectify what others find unobjectifyable

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Quit acting and you are being screwed

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

You are so emotionally weird