What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are so emotionally weird

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Educators pay for what foreigners pay for

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife