What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

You are not insane

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.