Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

It’s good to stabilize the beeism of people

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are