Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Be calm and remain funny

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite