You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

What makes you think you’re so mean?

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien