You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Be annoyed with your generosity

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Entertain your enemy

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song