You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Be annoyed with your generosity

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You must say no to intercourse