Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy