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Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know
Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.
Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien
You must say no to intercourse
When you want the moon, wish for it.
The things you assume, you figure out
Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives
Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.
You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.