Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife

You must say no to intercourse

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Human existence is all about trying to make karma increase

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.