Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

You are attractive

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

You must accept traditional pornography

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

When you want the moon, wish for it.

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.