You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.