You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Don’t mess around with nothingness

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable