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Don’t make too many promises. Live.
Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.
Don’t stop social intoxication
Please don’t do it with your lover
Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?
Don’t meditate. Inspire others.
Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that
Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.
You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling