If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Don’t search for words

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality