If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Make sure your brother is feared

You are not insane

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

When you want the moon, wish for it.