If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Arrest all bureaucrats

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Adolescence can be an incredible voyage to heaven

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard