If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling