Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

You must say no to intercourse

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

You are so emotionally weird

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien