Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

The fragilities of humans can be great

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for