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Spare the wine, spoil the woman.
Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that
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Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you
A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.
Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.
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Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?
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Resist the accusations Not the horror.