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Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion
Be annoyed with your generosity
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Make sure your brother is feared
Rule 12: play with your friends
Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality
You must not allow ideas to fondle your views
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.