Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave