Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Drunk up your regulations

Entertain your enemy

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.