Entertain your enemy

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Appreciate your self-destructive life

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Rule 12: play with your friends

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave