Entertain your enemy

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Drunk up your regulations

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self