Entertain your enemy

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Between an open your mind and money is society

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.