Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Those who create freedom of information will also speak openly about it

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.