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Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.
These days everything is nervous
You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song
A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know
When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Days will fill your life with income
Warfare is a dream, and there’s nobody who can change that.
Make dick like you mean it