Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Days will fill your life with income

These days everything is nervous

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Those who create freedom of information will also speak openly about it

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Childhood is a lot like wearing chains