Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Make your dream happen soon

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?