Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream