Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Make dick like you mean it

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride