Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Remember that you are in trouble

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

You are attractive

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that