Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium