Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

Clear the mind and love

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Tell a stranger that they are weird