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Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.
If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible
The women who are terrible around the mentally ill are just as evil as the women who are terrible around crowds
Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.
Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense
There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag
You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.
Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave
Modern technology is a mindfuck