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Adultery is a problem for boys
Feel at least some gratitude for a dog
Thank you bees, for being so beautiful
Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know
Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.
Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.
Love making is bad for chlamydia