Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

What makes you think you’re so mean?

You’re being an empathy boy

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You must say no to intercourse