Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

What makes you think you’re so mean?

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve