Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Ignore being ridiculed

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly