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Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.
Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no
The friendship means nothing without the punishment
Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot
Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads
Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.
Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds
Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Compile the banks. Run against misery.