Please do not eat sausages

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Please don’t do it with your lover