Please do not eat sausages

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

Bargainfinity is not a science

Spreading the fake news media is not uncommon

Please don’t do it with your lover

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?