Please do not eat sausages

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Bargainfinity is not a science

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Create giants not attention

You are not insane

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Someone must get sick. Why not you?