Please don’t fly up your future

Don’t mess around with nothingness

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Don’t search for words

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned