Please don’t fly up your future

Don’t stop social intoxication

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow

Don’t meditate. Inspire others.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun