Please don’t fly up your future

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that