Please don’t fly up your future

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Rule 12: play with your friends

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality