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Please don’t fly up your future
Always let your heart get in the way of your mind
If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital
Days will fill your life with income
Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now
Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.