A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Developing an unhealthy relationship towards a friend incites a bad reputation

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Without necrophilia there can be no murder

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Together we can make it so that some people question their own motives