A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Please do not eat sausages

Cosmology without social capital is not worth it

How can anyone forget psychopaths?

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings