You must say no to intercourse

Just say yes to the rich

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?