Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat