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The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching
Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo
Insanity is the child of civilization
Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien
Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable
The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress
Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.
Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town