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Moms all over the world unite
Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads
Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Compile the banks. Run against misery.
Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!
You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song
You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.
Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass
The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching