Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Leaders need to get with the times

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream