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Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady
Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality
Between an open your mind and money is society
You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality
Appreciate your self-destructive life
Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Please don’t do it with your lover