Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Please go to meetings

Days will fill your life with income

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Please don’t do it with your lover

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.