Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Make sure your brother is feared

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?