Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Make sure your brother is feared

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Days will fill your life with income

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Between an open your mind and money is society

Please don’t fly up your future