Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Please don’t fly up your future

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Don’t make too many promises. Live.