How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Insanity is the child of civilization

Leaders need to get with the times

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Just say yes to the rich

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell