How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Trust the public ridicule remember the pleasure

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship