How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Entertain your enemy

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

When will we understand how to act paranoid around celebrities?

If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Resist the accusations Not the horror.