How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Rule 12: play with your friends

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.