Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

It takes trickery to become the world’s greatest at exercising

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix