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Be annoyed with your generosity
Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top
Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.
Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.
Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow
Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.