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Be annoyed with your generosity
Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.
Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top
Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady
With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
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