Be annoyed with your generosity

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Don’t mess around with nothingness

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Rule 12: play with your friends

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned