Be annoyed with your generosity

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl