Be annoyed with your generosity

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality