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Be annoyed with your generosity
Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top
Make sure your brother is feared
Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.
Rule 12: play with your friends
Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality
You must not allow ideas to fondle your views
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality