Be annoyed with your generosity

Please don’t do it with your lover

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Rule #7: reveal your tongue