Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Be calm and remain funny

There is a connection between intelligence and inactivity

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship