Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

The friendship means nothing without the punishment

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

The next stock market collapse starts now

The apocalypse is worth it

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly