Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

How would the world look if other people would have an open dialogue about lawyers?

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Make dick like you mean it

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom