Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Arrest all bureaucrats

The next stock market collapse starts now

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds