The things you assume, you figure out

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

Trust the public ridicule remember the pleasure

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

A night out is never entertaining

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.