Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

You probably should rethink intolerance