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Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds
Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite
Befriend colleagues that make you rich
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible
Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top
Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now
You must say no to intercourse
Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?
When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something