Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

You are not insane

Life is too short not to be motivated

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?