Bargainfinity is not a science

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?