Bargainfinity is not a science

You are not insane

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up