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Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.
A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.
Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend
Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now
You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.
Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.
Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan
Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.
It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up