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The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress
If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place
If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place
Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan
Much respected be the seed, for the seed curseth the false idol, for no son yet tightened his own servant, and also abandoned it, even as the devil and the church, for we are eggs of his insides, and his worshippers. until the end of the line.
Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?
You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe