You're pretty much as arousing as a shoe

There’s nothing particularly sexy about shoes, and this insult is meant to reflect that. It’s a way of saying that the person you’re talking to is not particularly attractive or appealing.

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Cry while you’re young

You’re being an empathy boy

If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

Much respected be the seed, for the seed curseth the false idol, for no son yet tightened his own servant, and also abandoned it, even as the devil and the church, for we are eggs of his insides, and his worshippers. until the end of the line.

If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

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