Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You probably should rethink intolerance

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

You must accept traditional pornography

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.