Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

You are attractive

What makes you think you’re so mean?

You’re being an empathy boy

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Could it be that erotic thoughts can be pretty cool if we open our minds?