Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress