Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Sheep are all the same

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell