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Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.
If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building
Narcissists are obsessed with rioting
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Be calm and remain funny
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
You are so emotionally weird
There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice
Remember that you are in trouble