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Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.
Comrades of planet earth unite!
There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life
Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned
Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you
If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place
Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.