You are not insane

You are about to turn into a human

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Remember that you are in trouble

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now