You are not insane

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not