You are not insane

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

You must say no to intercourse

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?