Quit acting and you are being screwed

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

You’re being an empathy boy