If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Remember that you are in trouble

Spreading the fake news media is not uncommon

When you want the moon, wish for it.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Moms all over the world unite