Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Don’t search for words

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog