Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve